The development of a nation can be understood by the sound of musical instruments.
more the country is poor, the more his musical instruments make a sound fucking.
Have you ever noticed? Without going that far, just think of the annoying chitarrine and trumpets of farting Latin-American world ... you know?
Apparently only rich countries have access to musical instruments serious.
Since my hidden talent is more diplomacy, I talked about this yesterday with two Indians.
I mentioned earlier: my dowry is more hidden diplomacy .
talk to them about Bollywood movies. Those colorful film where every occasion is good to sing and dance. Dancing. Dancing is a big word. Their choreography reminds me of the time at which the fish is thrown into the barrel and struggles to get out of it: with the musical instruments they have, you probably can not do much more ...
The opportunity was tempting, so I asked the two Indians to help me understand the spirit of these films, so loved by the whole Eastern world.
Enthusiast for the question, one of the two took the computer and made me see just one piece. The setting is a huge room. In back of the room there is a single woman, dressed in white. There comes a man dressed in blue load. He has a box. Opens it.
The opening of a box in India is a sufficient condition to start a ballet: 10 minutes of music sung, in which the room fills with dancers dressed in bright costumes.
10 minutes in which two Indians were singing beside me happy. knew all the text by heart. They were so happy that I was infected. Not I knew nothing about the movie, but I had fun.
Eventually I explained the scene.
The woman in white has been married for one year. That is the day of their first anniversary. Her husband brings her a gift. She, who at that time is a bit 'down cabin, he asked the husband if he loves her. He replied something like course!
Well ... the script sucks.
But there's more.
The ballet and song are the feelings and moods of the woman who feels happy about the response of her husband. The people dancing in colorful costumes are not really characters in the film. They are a way to give greater emphasis to the song.
In short ballets are sentimental using special effects to express emotions in Bollywood, the true focus of their stories. The events are secondary. Bollywood is a charming unspoilt fruit of the spiritual culture of India.
Booyah! When I saw the scene, I finally understood and appreciated.
Finally I saw beyond the horrible plot, as well as the syncopated dances, as well as their voices crackling, as well as their musical instruments of the cock.
I am glad that the world has so much variety of expression. It 's good that these poor bastards who have no access to musical instruments serious.
Hurrah!
... now can begin the dance colored by the end of the post: you prepare a hundred horns of the cock that I hired. Meanwhile, I try fish in a barrel full of inspiration for the choreography of my dance.
Five, six, seven, eight ...
