Handbook embarrassing situations with friends
evening with friends. One of the bystanders has a breath that does not go unnoticed: it seems to have ate a fried turds.
Damn ... I wish I could tell ... idea: offer him a chewing gum! Typically the bystander does not understand the signal: thanks, and declines the offer.
dinner with friends. One of the bystanders was a piece of lettuce between his teeth when he smiles like a fool.
Damn ... I wish I could tell ... idea: do some scrolling sign language on the teeth! Typically the bystander does not understand the signal as I have a gay friend and does not accept the advances.
are difficult times, which have occurred a bit 'at all. What to do in these cases to avoid embarrassing situations? In case of shortage of ideas, Cisternae has prepared a short memorandum note to cover the most common cases.
friend with bad breath During the evening, while you're talking to your friend, locked and smell the environment. Then with a questioning tone and suspicious question:
"... what's that smell of shit?!? But that case you yawned? ". The friend will understand ...
friend with lettuce leaf between your teeth fixed During dinner your friend. Focus on the mouth, then ask him:
"mah ... ... Until recently, the mistake or your rotten teeth were placed in a different way?" The friend Friend will understand ...
with old-fashioned dress commenting receive him in the early evening so her dress:
"Well: what a surprise ... it was years since I saw a dress like that! In my opinion, sooner or later, when you least expect it, 'stuff is back in fashion. You'll see! " The friend will understand ...
friend with perspiration problems To break the ice early in the evening asking if he ever read the instructions of the soap.
If it were a particularly sensitive person, you can ask the question in a roundabout way with a phrase such as:
"Today I read the instructions for the case soap ... you knew that is not a talisman? She is in a profile ... "The friend will understand ... unlikely friend with combing your hair with Guardagli astonished air. Then shaking his head resignedly and says aloud:
"But shit ... for once that baldness could be positive! God does not exist. Destiny is mocking " The friend will understand ...
boring Friend Tell him a story your child prepared to perfection
" You know, as children we all have an invisible friend to play with. I remember once I saw a child Your invisible friend jump out the window ". But if I were at home, you can further emphasize the thing pointing down and saying
"Look over there ... those are not the balls of your invisible friend invisible?!?" The friend will understand ...
Friend who speaks out of turn Suggeriscigli a simple rule: to analyze the things he is saying. When things seem silly or unnecessary, it means that they are in error. When things seem to be intelligent or interesting, it means that you are exaggerating. The friend will understand ...