There are other life forms Universe? Boh. Frankly I do not know.
But I know one thing: if it ever existed would be very different from those described by those four suckers who are believed to have met aliens.
I step back.
Suppose that aliens exist.
Suppose further that every Friday night, a prey to that Scazzi that pushes you to do unnecessary things, decide to explore our quadrant.
There are people who throw the stones from the flyover Scazzi ... there may even be people who decide to shoot a lady's journey by choosing a direction to cock and going straight for light-years.
me here lies the very first question ... 'sti aliens are advanced enough to get you to explore our face?
With all the technology they have, they may not have found anything better to do? Boh. I want to be magnanimous with the four suckers that have seen an alien: I'll assume that the aliens are technologically advanced, but for a strange case only to have invented technologies boring, and no entertainment for Friday evening. Photonic spacecraft exploring the universe, but no movies. No music. No pussy. No beer. Nothing of all races. An entire civilization of losers. Of glucagon.
They take their fucking beautiful spaceship-shaped disc, and leave for this long journey into the unknown. The
luck, softened by the handful of brave idiots space, including all possible directions in the universe, assists them in pursuing the right one: link to us. I'm so far away that point to an entire galaxy. Do not see the ground. They see a vast cloud of stars among which there is also the Sun Really cool.
But the biggest blow ass is that when they arrive in the center of the cloud of stars our own choosing. The fortune is in love with them, if they land him make the superbowl 6 three times a week.
At this point, however, something strange happens: as the aliens cazzeggiano incredulous upon us, four suckers can see them land. They see the lights of their spaceship.
lights? LIGHTS?!
But fucking shit, their super-advanced spaceship has the lights?! Dear my four suckers who have seen the aliens, are you really sure-sure?!?
possible that the bold space idiots they have no better technology for navigation? These range
at speeds greater than that of light in a spaceship that has the lights.
They travel so fast that exceed the beam they produce.
mounted on their super-advanced spaceship that lights are of no use to a cock. It also left them on. Bah. Frankly, this story of the lights seems to me a bullshit of those bulky. A
this shit there is another dazzling, super-advanced aliens discover that we have noticed and hide. We are afraid. They have the sidereal space ships. We deodorants we ditched after 24 hours. But they fear us. It 's ridiculous. It 's like if I go to a picnic, I saw the ants and I hid behind a tree, hoping not to have been noticed.
The Picture of alien hatched from these stories is not flattering. These aliens seem to me really a bunch of suckers.
Here.
suckers who go in search of other suckers. Across the universe in search of their fellows.
Aliens have arrived here in search of those who see the aliens.
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