Last night I saw in a TV contest. A British stuff where you win one of those giant checks. The winner was delighted with his assegnone in hand.
I thought to myself: Lucky him! I would be in his shoes!
But then I imagined it to be truly in place.
I figured out the study in which all applauded me and find me in the street, with my giant check in hand.
We hope that no criminal I known.
Like hell! Go down the street with such a check is like being a fish fart: you can not miss!
All staring at you, and you set them, like an asshole, you make your way with your wing paper in hand. permit. Sorry. Permission. Pardon.
But if you fold it, 'I will check still valid? Boh. Do not risk ...
Taxi. Taxi ...
Taxis do not stop: you laugh, you discard and continue beyond. Bastards!
Meanwhile, people look at you, I suggest you give the elbow. What torture.
long walk home. And when I say way home, I mean back home in the widest sense of the word: the check does not enter the elevator. I could hardly enter the front door.
While the check is safely in the home, around the city looking for a portfolio of 6 square meters. All traders look at me like I'm an asshole. Shit, if I try a wallet so there will be even a reason, right?
What if they all go to hell: after three days I can finally leave the house with my giant wallet in his pocket, a leather craftsman I had packed a tailor. It cost me a little less than the nominal value of the check, but certainly it was worth the effort!
The portfolio comes out a little 'pocket. To be honest well over my head. E 'attached to the back with two shoulder straps, like a backpack. To make it a bit 'more likely to have a cell phone combined with 3 meters high. Dunno, it seems to me that the trick works fairly.
reach the bank without any problems. E 'was easier than I thought.
I open the wallet and lean your check.
Shit: does not pass from the slot of the door. The cashier looked at me astonished. I plays down pretending to send a text message from my mobile phone giant. Madonna how much it weighs. It 's impossible to do casual. Collapse and confess: it is a giant check, and I would cash it.
The cashier smiles and points to the last stop: Debt giant
I go up in disbelief. Felice. I could hardly hold back the emotion. Greeting
the cashier check and extend the giant through the appropriate slot.
The cashier uses to receive, record and finally, prepare the cash.
giant opens a drawer.
Ommerda
giant pulls out banknotes and coins as big as the wheels of buses.
nasty damn that bitch, ma 'sti checks giant fucking need?
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