an emerald green meadow in northern Cambodia.
colored spots fragrant flowers on a grassy area.
A little girl dressed in humble running happy.
A glow in the grass.
The child, curious, approaching the glow. Loosely in the grass lies a black telephone, sinuous, almost sensual. The soft shapes. The color screen. The curious child approaches the object and picks it up.
ZOT
The lawn is transformed into an expanse of asphalt. The girl is old, worn, with matted hair and looked hysterical. Around her rings, horns and noise.
Zoom on arthritic and calloused hand holding up the phone. The screen lights, flashing lights, warning in red. The trembling hand
opens in an extreme effort to get rid of the phone.
While the phone is dropped, the noise stops and the environment back to clear. The unit lies limply on the grass again, and the old woman turns to ash which is carried by the wind. The sound of the wind conceals a subtle sigh of relief. A rice liberating. The screen goes black. RIM Blackberry brand and logo.
If I were an eccentric millionaire, I would pay personally for this campaign.
Unfortunately my financial situation will not let me, so I'll post a less figurative and more concrete: The backberry sucks.
The function of integration with the job is a prison. Slavery.
The book contains only and exclusively the Outlook contacts. And my friends?!? I
Outlook has always been crap: I lost my old phone book and found in its place rubrichino little lazy and I had carelessly compiled on Outlook in the past.
Emails are (mis) handled like SMS.
Toh ... SMS ... how nice: let's see who is looking for me. Fuck: the usual spam Herbal Viagra
Navigating the menus is eternal. Want to read a message? Click on the sachet. Thousands of messages. All old. Where is the new? Shakes. There. Boh.
Woe to delete old: among them there are also emails. Delete them from your computer also means losing the email in work ...
Okay, let's search for the unread. Here it is. It was before?!? Well ... leggiamolo. Ok, the usual Herbal Viagra. Well. But if I buy it to him, after a storm to stop messages?
When the function messages, the signal continues to be activated for new messages. Well ... another?
Re-entering the application, the signal of new messages is disabled. That shit! But is it possible that I scancherare like a jerk for 2 hours to do stuff with a cell phone as a poor black and white I would have done faster and better?!?!
The only positive note is the design. The technical department has given up on the form. According to me it was a selfish impulse: they wanted a rounded shape without sharp edges or corners, they were afraid sooner or later to meet a customer who would stuck my dick up their nice phone for a few sphincter. For
the rest is useless. Is making me regret the heading of paper. As for SMS, I have already solved them write on a sheet of paper, then folded and rolled them on the Blackberry. Then he threw the phone in the direction of the window of the person to whom they are addressed. I meet all faster than usual: 'I'm fucking phone just does not want anyone !
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